Its not just the dogs on the street, theres lots of animals in the road. Even though I live in the heart of Bangkok, I see this sight at least once a week:
Its really a bad day when you are driving motorcycle and the car in front of you hits a big cow shit in the road, spraying it into the air directly in your path. Even now I sit contemplating what type of James Bond contraptions I can rig my motorcycle with to have my revenge on the drivers that are hell bent to ruin me. On a daily basis I have also nearly hit cats, low flying pigeons and chickens. Once while riding shotgun, I saw this big monitor lizard walk into the street ahead of us and stop for a moment before it trotted back into the sewage swamp that it had come from.
Oh, and then occasionally there is this little street hazard:
And that's just in the city, head out to the country and who knows what will be around the next bend. On a recent trip to the Hua Hin area, there were monkeys on the road and at the park areas, begging for food. You just never know what wildlife you will find on the roads here. While I would run over a snake in a heartbeat, I just couldn't imagine hitting a monkey while on my motorcycle. Oh ya motorcycles...
I may have mentioned before that the motorcycle or "Motor-Cy" is really the only way to travel. You can zip in between the cars and around the front and backs of them while they are stuck in the gridlock. You can get to your destination easily twice as fast as you would in a car just by winding around the maze of backed up traffic, but remember, one wrong move and you will be a stain on the road and no one will stop to help or try to save your life because once they can see the accident, they will have hope that there may be a little break in traffic just beyond and they will be able to drive again.
I used to have a real hang up with driving my motorcycle on the sidewalks. We just don't do that where I am from. Now I do it daily. Traffic is messed up and I only need to go a block or two the wrong direction on a one way street, its sidewalk surfin time! I hit the sidewalks sometimes and start blowing through the gears and it does get really irritating that some people will wear headphones and the won't hear me honking or revving. I have asked my favorite ex-pat forum online "what is the appropriate speed for driving on a busy sidewalk" and it has been suggested that its actually beneficial to keep it in a lower gear so that I can pop wheelies. Popping wheelies on the sidewalks impresses the women and everyone else will stop pretending not to hear you and get the hell out of your way. I have tried it, and its really good advice. If the sidewalks are too congested (like that matters) Its ok to drive in the wrong lane as long as you are feeling lucky.
Stay tuned for part three of driving in Bangkok, when we determine how many people should be on one motorcycle at the same time, parking etiquette, tuk-tuk mafia, drunk driving and of course smashing and crashing.
Here is the link for Part 3
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